{"id":174,"date":"2014-01-14T11:52:40","date_gmt":"2014-01-14T10:52:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oliverburian.cz\/?page_id=174"},"modified":"2014-03-13T01:12:57","modified_gmt":"2014-03-13T00:12:57","slug":"povidky-toaletni","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.oliverburian.cz\/?page_id=174","title":{"rendered":"POV\u00cdDKY"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"untitled-2\"\"POV\u00cdDKY TOALETN\u00cd
\n(2013)<\/p>\n

V\u011bnov\u00e1n\u00ed<\/p>\n

V\u011bnov\u00e1no v\u0161em kamar\u00e1d\u016fm a kamar\u00e1dk\u00e1m kter\u00e9 jsem v \u017eivot\u011b m\u011bl a m\u00e1m. P\u0159\u00e1telstv\u00ed, to je v\u017edycky v\u00edc ne\u017e l\u00e1ska, tak se zp\u00edvalo za normalizace. Nebo to bylo jinak? L\u00e1ska pom\u00edj\u00ed, ale opravdov\u00e9 kamar\u00e1dstv\u00ed je v\u011b\u010dn\u00e9 i kdy\u017e n\u011bkdy jen skom\u00edr\u00e1, aby pak povstalo, jak penis puber\u0165\u00e1ka za \u00fasvitu.
\nKdo tvrd\u00ed \u017ee nem\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt kamar\u00e1dstv\u00ed mezi mu\u017eem a \u017eenou je v\u016fl a je mi ho l\u00edto, o moc p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Toaleta m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt kr\u00e1sn\u00fd a nad\u00fdchan\u00fd \u00fabor \u017eeny, kter\u00fd pot\u011b\u0161\u00ed smysly. Toaletn\u00ed voda n\u00e1dhern\u011b von\u00ed, k\u00e9\u017e by v\u00e1m i m\u00e9 pov\u00eddky von\u011bly. Toaleta m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt m\u00edsto pln\u00e9 o\u0161kliv\u00fdch v\u011bc\u00ed a i ty v m\u00fdch pov\u00eddk\u00e1ch najdete, proto\u017ee \u017eivot je p\u0159in\u00e1\u0161\u00ed.
\nC\u00edlem knihy je v\u00e1s pobavit. Kdy\u017e skon\u010d\u00ed na toalet\u011b a t\u0159eba jen v t\u011bch chv\u00edl\u00edch n\u011bkdy t\u011b\u017ek\u00fdch, jindy kr\u00e1sn\u011b sametov\u00fdch, po n\u00ed s\u00e1hnete, abyste si zp\u0159\u00edjemnili tu intimn\u00ed chvilku, budu poct\u011bn.
\nVypr\u00e1v\u00edm p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy kter\u00e9 jsem pro\u017eil nebo jen sly\u0161el, p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy smutn\u00e9 ale i vesel\u00e9, p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy o sportu, l\u00e1sce, sexu, ale hlavn\u011b o p\u0159\u00e1telstv\u00ed. P\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy ze \u017eivota, ve kter\u00fdch se mo\u017en\u00e1 pozn\u00e1te, proto\u017ee se v\u011bt\u0161inou odehr\u00e1vaj\u00ed v dob\u011b ned\u00e1vn\u00e9 a moji hrdinov\u00e9 jsou lid\u00e9 jako vy. <\/p>\n

Podobnost postav v pov\u00eddk\u00e1ch s n\u011bk\u00fdm koho zn\u00e1te nemus\u00ed b\u00fdt v\u016fbec n\u00e1hodn\u00e1.<\/p>\n

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POV\u00cdDKY TOALETN\u00cd (2013) V\u011bnov\u00e1n\u00ed V\u011bnov\u00e1no v\u0161em kamar\u00e1d\u016fm a kamar\u00e1dk\u00e1m kter\u00e9 jsem v \u017eivot\u011b m\u011bl a m\u00e1m. P\u0159\u00e1telstv\u00ed, to je v\u017edycky v\u00edc ne\u017e l\u00e1ska, tak se zp\u00edvalo za normalizace. Nebo to bylo jinak? L\u00e1ska pom\u00edj\u00ed, ale opravdov\u00e9 kamar\u00e1dstv\u00ed je v\u011b\u010dn\u00e9 i … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oliverburian.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/174"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oliverburian.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oliverburian.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oliverburian.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oliverburian.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=174"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.oliverburian.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/174\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":344,"href":"https:\/\/www.oliverburian.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/174\/revisions\/344"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oliverburian.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}